Amusingly bad LJ meme widget

[marydell]

Via mamagotcha, (who did the less-odd 12-days widget from the same site) I found this thingy that generates New Year's resolutions based on interests & friends in your LJ. It, uh, doesn't work very well if you expect it to create sensible phrases, or non-suicide-inducing resolutions...

In 2011, marydell resolves to...

Cut down to ten computer graphics a day.
Connect with my inner kindle.
Give up writing.
Become a better anti-racism.
Give up books.
Ask my boss for a re-ment.
 

Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

Comments

this one is even wierder;

[dharma_slut]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, dharma_slut sent to me...

Twelve kiyakotaris woodworking

Eleven mamazanos knifemaking

Ten gooddamons a-bookmaking

Nine rabbits toymaking

Eight recipes a-quiltmaking

Seven ferrets a-sewing

Six bisexuals a-reading

Five kni-i-i-ives

Four cats

Three books

Two threesomes

...and a discworld in an androgyny.

Get your own Twelve Days:

Re: this one is even wierder;

[marydell]

It sounds like the ingredients for an interesting party...

I am picturing the rabbits and the ferrets sitting in a circle doing their crafty things, trying not to bite each other.

Re: this one is even wierder;

[dharma_slut]

Because weasels and lagomorphs are all about the DIY!

Why are the recipes toymaking? Why aren't the toymakers reciting recipes instead?

Re: this one is even wierder;

[dharma_slut]

... I mean quiltmakers recipe-ing, the rabbits are making toys..

Of course the rabbits are making toys!

Re: this one is even wierder;

[marydell]

And I assume the sewing ferrets are sewing a quilt, of course. The bisexuals are reading aloud to make the tedious bits of the crafting more enjoyable. And the cats, being cats, are doing a heap o' nothin'.

Re: this one is even wierder;

[dharma_slut]

The six bisexuals are reading the three books, right? One pair per book. Or are they the two threesomes?

~snort~

[gailmom.livejournal.com]

Keep my parent clean.
Connect with my inner yoga.
Become a better children.
Stop dancing with in_quinecorners.
Apply for a new kinkster.
Find a new thrift.

Re: ~snort~

[marydell.livejournal.com]

Ooo, where does one apply for a kinkster, I wonder?

Re: ~snort~

[bifemmefatale.livejournal.com]

collarme.com, but no one I've ever known has found one worth having there.

Re: ~snort~

[marydell.livejournal.com]

LOL, I'll keep that in mind for my next life (assuming I'm not vanilla all over again).

[bifemmefatale.livejournal.com]

Mine almost makes sense...

Give up crafting.
Overcome my secret fear of hippies.
Become a better magick.
Spend more time with my brain weasels.
Tell my family about butches.
Ask my boss for a bpal.

[marydell.livejournal.com]

What cracks me up is it gives advice that is relevant, but BAD. More time with brain weasels! Give up books and writing! Like, exactly the worst possible things to do.

[juliansinger.livejournal.com]

Yah, mine suggested I "ask my boss for an abuse." Why no, thanks!

[lenora-rose.livejournal.com]

Mine actually work... mostly. (I especially like # 4)

Become a better sca.
Spend more time with my used bookstores.
Cut down to ten fairytale retellings a day.
Spend less time on procrastination.
Pay for my trees on time.
Connect with my inner imagination.