Amusingly bad LJ meme widget

[marydell]

Via mamagotcha, (who did the less-odd 12-days widget from the same site) I found this thingy that generates New Year's resolutions based on interests & friends in your LJ. It, uh, doesn't work very well if you expect it to create sensible phrases, or non-suicide-inducing resolutions...

In 2011, marydell resolves to...

Cut down to ten computer graphics a day.
Connect with my inner kindle.
Give up writing.
Become a better anti-racism.
Give up books.
Ask my boss for a re-ment.
 

Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

Comments

this one is even wierder;

[dharma_slut]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, dharma_slut sent to me...

Twelve kiyakotaris woodworking

Eleven mamazanos knifemaking

Ten gooddamons a-bookmaking

Nine rabbits toymaking

Eight recipes a-quiltmaking

Seven ferrets a-sewing

Six bisexuals a-reading

Five kni-i-i-ives

Four cats

Three books

Two threesomes

...and a discworld in an androgyny.

Get your own Twelve Days:

Re: this one is even wierder;

[marydell]

It sounds like the ingredients for an interesting party...

I am picturing the rabbits and the ferrets sitting in a circle doing their crafty things, trying not to bite each other.

Re: this one is even wierder;

[dharma_slut]

Because weasels and lagomorphs are all about the DIY!

Why are the recipes toymaking? Why aren't the toymakers reciting recipes instead?

Re: this one is even wierder;

[dharma_slut]

... I mean quiltmakers recipe-ing, the rabbits are making toys..

Of course the rabbits are making toys!

Re: this one is even wierder;

[marydell]

And I assume the sewing ferrets are sewing a quilt, of course. The bisexuals are reading aloud to make the tedious bits of the crafting more enjoyable. And the cats, being cats, are doing a heap o' nothin'.

Re: this one is even wierder;

[dharma_slut]

The six bisexuals are reading the three books, right? One pair per book. Or are they the two threesomes?