Jaded after a mere 2 years of parenting

[marydell]

The first time Charlie threw up on me, when he was just a wee thing and all he was throwing up was formula, my first thought was "Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod! I'm covered in puke aaaaahhhh! must...not....reflexively...throw...up" etc.  Today, when he was throwing up oranges and various more unpleasant things on me, my first thought was "aw damn, I'm wearing my really comfortable jeans! Now I'll have to change!"  

Comments

[unhappytriad.livejournal.com]

One of my favorite jaded-parent stories involves the mother of 2 who went out on her porch one day and found her toddler eating a june bug. Her reaction was to back through the door and pretend she hadn't seen it. Had this happened when her first child was a toddler, she would have called 911.

[browngirl.livejournal.com]

*hoses you off*