Jaded after a mere 2 years of parenting

[marydell]

The first time Charlie threw up on me, when he was just a wee thing and all he was throwing up was formula, my first thought was "Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod! I'm covered in puke aaaaahhhh! must...not....reflexively...throw...up" etc.  Today, when he was throwing up oranges and various more unpleasant things on me, my first thought was "aw damn, I'm wearing my really comfortable jeans! Now I'll have to change!"