Alert! Mind controlling clones!

[marydell]

I clicked on a spam message because I thought it was a real message (the sender's name was "Serge," so I have sergelj  to blame or thank for my having read the message.

Anyway, it alerted me to some important information!

Hello dear Ladies and Gentlemen! I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson ?actress? actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian last name, who has nothing with acting career, surname Galabekian, because of adoption happened in 1992. Clones was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy),most important - CHRISTIAN young lady! I'll tell you more,those clones (it's not only one) made in GERMANY - world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, Rhineland-Palatinate, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff strictly controlling all their clones (at least they trying) spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well.

Favorite bits:

- "?actress?" - so mean.
- Germany is not just making clones, they are the world leader manufacturer, way ahead of the other clone-making nations
- The problem isn't so much the clones, but that some of them are Nazi-esque clones, which gives them the power of mind control

So, now you know, and can avoid watching The Other Boleyn Girl (not good) and The Black Dahlia, (awful) both of which I saw recently, and both of which fooled me by MIND CONTROL into thinking Scarlett Galabekian Johansson was slightly better than many of her co-stars. 

Comments

[elettaria.livejournal.com]

I got about halfway throughthe audiobook of The Other Boleyn Girl before giving up in boredom, and do not intend to try the film. I saw The Black Dahlia the other year: yes, pretty awful. As I recall, the male lead looked about fourteen and displayed the most wooden acting I've ever seen.

That e-mail is an absolute gem!

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

I got that one too, and deleted it. I agree, it's all Serge's fault.

[aedifica]

And that Helmut Kohl's clone would be a Nazi? They're libeling Kohl!

[readinggeek451]

I got that one, too. I love the way it started off, "This is not spam, but..."

[kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com]

Dude. That is seriously the best spam ever.