TV Graveyard Rules

The Funeral
1. Funerals are always at the graveside
2. The eulogy is given by a main character, even if they weren't the closest person to the deceased or even getting along very well at the time they died
3. The casket is never actually lowered into the earth...
4. ...because everyone except the main bereavee walks away from the grave site immediately after the eulogy...
5. ...in multiple random directions.


Visiting the Grave
1. there is always a bench directly in front of your loved one's grave
2. If they have a marker, it is the approximate size of Mount Rushmore
3. If someone wants to talk to you during your mourning period, they will drive clear across town and walk to the grave site to see you there, instead of phoning your cell or coming to your house...
4. ...and then after saying 3 sentences to you, will immediately leave again.


I'm sure there are more...what am I missing?