Dear Luxury SUV Drivers on Michigan Street in Chicago

[marydell]

It's great that you have nowhere particular to be at 8 am on a weekday morning, and yes, Millennium park is very pretty right now, and I'm sure your giant car is very comfortable on this balmy day, but would you please PUT YOUR FOOT ON THE FRELLING GAS PEDAL? Some of us have to go to work, you know.