Dinner Fail

Last night: 

Mike: what do you want for dinner?
Me: I don't care as long as it doesn't make me sick.  I've had heartburn for 2 nights in a row.
Mike: then Portillo's is out.
Me: Wait, they have a grilled tuna sandwich, that never makes me sick.
(Tuna sandwich is acquired and eaten).

Commencing at 4 am today: 

Food poisoning, apparently. Or an extreme intolerance to something in the sandwich. SON. OF. A. BITCH.

Lesson: do not speak aloud of your hopes for not being sick, lest the spirits poison your tuna.

PSA

Bath & Body Works "White Citrus" candles smell nice when not burning. When burning, they smell exactly like RAID ant spray.  At least, mine does. *grumble*