marydell: My hand holding a medusa head sculpture (by me) that's missing its snakes (CharlieChomp)
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Parenting a young child involves getting smacked in the face a LOT.

Date: 2010-03-17 01:10 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rikibeth.livejournal.com
And they also like sticking their food in your mouth.

Date: 2010-03-17 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marydell.livejournal.com
Yeah, that was a fun phase. Squash, ew.

Date: 2010-03-17 03:48 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rikibeth.livejournal.com
I got grapes. Which I don't really like that much.

Date: 2010-04-02 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] almeda.livejournal.com
I've found that -- for the moment at least -- I can kiss the food and tap her mouth, saying earnestly, 'THANK you! You eat it now,' and that seems to satisfy her.

Date: 2010-03-17 02:36 am (UTC)
kate_nepveu: sleeping cat carved in brown wood (SteelyKid - grumpy baby is grumpy)
From: [personal profile] kate_nepveu
Seriously.

Date: 2010-03-17 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marydell.livejournal.com
Today wasn't even on purpose; he was just flailing into me while practicing walking. Yet he manages to get the face pretty much every time...

Date: 2010-03-17 04:25 pm (UTC)
kate_nepveu: toddler looks down and to side (SteelyKid - contemplative (2009-12))
From: [personal profile] kate_nepveu
SteelyKid is currently very excited that she can touch & name features on our faces, but only manages to remember to be gentle about half the time when she gets to my eyes.

Date: 2010-03-18 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marydell.livejournal.com
Eyeballs are so *shiny*

Date: 2010-03-17 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kalmn.livejournal.com
just imagine how much worse it'd be if he had two arms.


(i am giggling while typing this and hope you are laughing while reading.)

Date: 2010-03-17 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marydell.livejournal.com
LOL, OMG yes, although when he was smaller his short arm would invariably punch me in the throat when he would go to put his arms around my neck.

Date: 2010-03-17 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gailmom.livejournal.com
it really really does....

at one point, Peaches fractured her dad's nose with her head while he was trying to avoid getting smacked in the face by her elbow. ~sigh~

I used to think of it as revenge for the time we did things like walk too close to a door jamb with her in our arms and wack her into it by mistake. At the time it seemed we were always really distressed and she barely noticed, but I think she was taking notes....

Date: 2010-03-17 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marydell.livejournal.com
Owww! We have not had a nose fracture yet, although he did whack me pretty hard with his skull one time. His best trick is slapping my glasses off of my face, which deprives me of the ability to see where my glasses have landed, so I have to hunker down and feel around for them.

Doorframes and babies' heads seem to have a magnetic attraction.

Date: 2010-03-17 06:59 am (UTC)
sanguinity: woodcut by M.C. Escher, "Snakes" (Default)
From: [personal profile] sanguinity
I have never parented, but I have noticed that when considered in the light of the total hours I have spent with my friends' toddler over his lifetime, I have spent a lot of that protecting my face.

Notice that toys/hands are incoming; protect my face; steal a glance to see what he's doing now; protect my face; steal another glance; protect my face some more...

Date: 2010-03-17 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unhappytriad.livejournal.com
A lot of my peds patients like to slap glasses off faces. Or grab glasses. Or hats. Or hair....

I am frequently grateful that I do not have pierced ears.

Date: 2010-03-18 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marydell.livejournal.com
He lurves my dangly earrings. I have taught him what "gentle" means but even so sometimes he can't contain his enthusiasm.

Fortunately my hair has gotten long enough to go up in a clip, so he doesn't notice it so much.

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