Food is not my friend

Reason #1 food is not my friend is, of course, that it doesn't respect my boundaries. We've had a good time together over the years, but it has insisted on making me fat, despite my repeated explanations that I'd prefer to stay slender.

Reason #2, and the real problem at the moment, is that I'm allergic to it. Not all of it, just the stuff I like. ( Whining continues )