Mr. Crankypants
Aug. 18th, 2010 06:11 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
marydellCharlie had a bad tumble yesterday and has a bit of a fat lip this morning. He's so cranky I may have to keep him home today.
Charlie: must sit on mommy's lap! Ba ba! Ba ba!
Me: here's your ba ba!
Charlie: eeeeeee! (Smacks bottle away, slides to floor, tantrum.)
A bit later...
Charlie: must sit on mommy's lap!
Me: (puts Charlie on my lap)
Charlie: hold me! No not like that! Aaaaaaiiiee stop touching my leg! No don't put me DOWN, what are you thinking! Ew stop hugging me!!! Why aren't you holding me tighter?? Hold my hand OMG get away from my hand! Kiss me...not my ear damnit! Just my cheek! Kiss it some more! Eeeee put me down, icky kissy lady! Why aren't you carrying me? And where is my goddamn ba ba, you jerk?
ETA: Ok well now DADDY is awake so Mr. Charles is ALL SMILES OF COURSE (to be fair, he has done the same thing in reverse on mornings when Mike got up early and I slept in, but STILL)
Charlie: must sit on mommy's lap! Ba ba! Ba ba!
Me: here's your ba ba!
Charlie: eeeeeee! (Smacks bottle away, slides to floor, tantrum.)
A bit later...
Charlie: must sit on mommy's lap!
Me: (puts Charlie on my lap)
Charlie: hold me! No not like that! Aaaaaaiiiee stop touching my leg! No don't put me DOWN, what are you thinking! Ew stop hugging me!!! Why aren't you holding me tighter?? Hold my hand OMG get away from my hand! Kiss me...not my ear damnit! Just my cheek! Kiss it some more! Eeeee put me down, icky kissy lady! Why aren't you carrying me? And where is my goddamn ba ba, you jerk?
ETA: Ok well now DADDY is awake so Mr. Charles is ALL SMILES OF COURSE (to be fair, he has done the same thing in reverse on mornings when Mike got up early and I slept in, but STILL)
