marydell: (charlie-twizzler)
So now Charlie thinks every speck on the floor is an ant. We have very old, tired, staple-hole-filled hardwood floors that spent 50 years living under a carpet before we came along. There are a lot of specks. I keep explaining to him that if it isn't moving, it probably isn't an ant, but he doesn't believe me and, to be fair, there is a non-zero chance that a speck really is an ant. It is August, after all.

C: Oh no, ant! Ant! Mommy, ant should go outside. [Pause to see if "ant" goes outside] *stomp*
marydell: My hand holding a medusa head sculpture (by me) that's missing its snakes (Default)
Ahab (cat) is stalking an invisible bug. Either he's getting crazy in his old age, or it's too small or zippy for me to see. Either of those things would be fine and I'd pay him no mind, except that we just saw Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Red Ants today. ANTS! I have invisble ants in my study!!! Ahab, SIC!

Edited to add: A third possibility is that the cat is just messing with me.

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