Baby monitor: WAUGH!
Charlie: *knock knock knock*
Charlie OPENS door, CLIMBS into bed next to me.
Me & Mike: Are you ok? Did you have a bad dream?
Charlie: IGNORES question, FLOPS down on back, SLEEPS.
Me & Mike: *shrug,* SLEEP.
Charlie: BLINKS in bewilderment from new position on floor.
Me: Aaaand this is why little boys in this family sleep in their own beds! How about we go put you in your bed where you have rails to keep you from falling out?
Charlie: (resentfully) Okay.